That's right, if you haven't yet heard, there is a new trend among employers with jobs to fill to accept applications only from those already employed. So, if you're not already working, you're just not pretty enough to work for these guys.
This would be like using the medical profession not to cure deadly and debilitating illnesses, but just to help us improve our looks. Doctors would only do the plastic bit: nose jobs, tummy tucks, boob lifts, etc.
Makes you want to give them all a workboot ass lift.