Friday, December 2, 2011

How To Survive Newt

Imagine you woke up one day and Newt was the President.  Com'on, you can do it, have some fantasy Friday fun with me.  What's the first thing you'd do?

Pray? No, that didn't keep him out of there to begin with.

Pack? Nah, if anything is more aggravating than putting up with Prez Newt for four years, it's clearing airport security.

Worry?  Umm ... already there 24/7.  Brow is more furrowed than a soybean field.  Maybe planted the wrong crop, should have gone with a pea patch to have something from zerObama's menu.

Wait it out for five minutes?  Check, he'll get bored and move on to the next Newt thing.

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